More Newf-Ku

I posted some of our newf-ku in a previous post which is way at the bottom of the page, so I have added some of the newf-kus sent to me by my newfie friends. I know many creative folk read this blog, so I want you to post a reply with your own newf-ku. We should share our incredible brilliance with the rest of the world. I used the writer's initials instead of name, but we know who you are

Dead Toy Sniff, snort, roll What a lovely smell Human runs LH	Rainy Day sudden Spring downpour splash and roll in muddy pools find a dry lap quick! JK
Dad's Towel The towel on the Rack It is calling Zander back Watch out boy…Dad’s Mad	It’s Dad’s towel Zander Not for you to slobber on But Mom…it feels good SA
slurp; pummel; forget. but nostalgia overwhelms cottage cheese exhumed RC	Little Newfy girl Eyes alert and shining bright Near her nose – a treat JW
three newfs in a row aroma tempting; steak gone. too tired to run RC	Sleeping black Newfie On his back with legs in air Drooling, needs a bib MW
Scary insects moving look, fright, catch, stomp, scream, Scurrying, NEWF HAIR JS	oh da pooh on my mom's shoe, now it's stuck on my webbing. follow my mom around the yard
Shovel and bag in her hand I look at her with wondering eyes and alas make another pile. D~	Josie is my name Im a Newf without a doubt Naughty is my game T&J
White billowing clouds parade of memories float Draw Missy, my newf JS	Maddie, happy girl Slinging slime above her head Angel Newf is she. RL

Or perhaps a "toy haiku" should be 3-5-3...

eat, slap, what? Distracted. not for long... RC

I am a newfie I am brown I am a handful NH